March 14, 2008
Green Hair, How Unfortunate
No, it's not St Patricks Day, nor is it a pretty picture. The big babies are upset about their hair, which they think has turned green, or greenish, and all of us here at Dakota have been trying to console them.
First we tried poking around on Pink Martini's website, listening to "Tea for Two", watching one of their videos and The China Forbes Story. The babies were having none of it, so we found something a little edgier.
That had rather the opposite effect so we let them click around on the black screen and see what happened for awhile, after which we noticed a mild improvement.
Then we put them on the back of the bike with a camera and they shot hair pictures and brought them home to photoshop sickly shades of green.
Then we suggested that they write a poem.
I do not like green hair
at all
I do not like it in the mall
I do not like it on the wall
I do not like it on my head
I do not like it in my bed
I do not like it on my face
I want to blow it up with mace
I do not like the looks of lit
to me it looks like baby shit.
Then we tried to reframe the issue and feel fortunate that our hair turned green just in time for St.Patrick's Day.
Alrighty then -- it looks like we're not going to have any peace until we go back and get it done the right color. Prepare for a week of hissy fits until that happens.
Photo note: About what you get for $200 bucks these days
Posted by Dakota at March 14, 2008 10:10 PM