January 18, 2007
Droll
All of us here at Dakota are fading fast, but nonetheless feel compelled to throw something into the universe before we retire.
Here's a clever site that could keep you up for another half hour. It's called Things My Boyfriend Says.... A small sample follows to encourage deeper exploration::
me: So you're all right with vegan bread? e: I wasn't aware that there were any animals in bread, unless grain has become a form of life that must suddenly be preserved. me: I'm going to make you a meal that's nothing but vegan bread, yellow mustard and flat Coke. e: Why don't you just cut off my thumbs and call it a complete evening.
e: I'd get a bunny if they weren't so stupid.
me: They're brilliant!
e: They chew extension cords!
me: So do you!
e: Yeah, but for me it's a religious obligation.
me: What religion is that?
e: I'm not allowed to tell outsiders.
me: How do you know I'm not a member?
e: Obviously, you'd be chewing extension cords.
Photo note: A shot of one of the many displays that the folk who staff the town dump have created from discarded items for the amusement of we dumpees.
Posted by Dakota at January 18, 2007 10:07 PM