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October 16, 2005

Halloween Costume

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I found my Halloween costume in a shop window the other day -- trouble is, it's a little small. You cannot see the American flag sewn across its heart, since I opted instead, for metaphorophotographic reasons, to capture the Lone Star cowboy outfit on the right.

As my own little Halloween public information service, I had been planning to go to house to house through the neigborhood dressed as Big Bird (which allows for excellent anonymity), strewing avian flu information from my plastic pumpkin, like a a flower girl at a wedding strewing rose petals. But a contamination suit, with goggles, nanomask and rubber gloves, I think, will be more educational. I assume I will still be unrecognizable.

When discussing this with a friend, she suggested I stitch up a costume replica of H5N1, reminding me that Bruce Sterling had once published a rather vivid description of a bacteria, that I could utilize when designing my outfit. It's well worth the read, and will inspire you to improve your hygiene if nothing else.

That reminded me of Bruce Sterling's dystopic novel, "Distraction", which I, with my delicate sensibilities, found sordid. It is errily prescient, and very funny , complete with political buffoons from Texas and Louisiana, where much of the novel is set. Not a bad love story either, if you go for that sort of thng in your science fiction.

Posted by Dakota at October 16, 2005 07:02 AM
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The image of you trotting through your neighborhood delicately tossing avian flue flower petals into the air makes me giggle endlessly. The avian flu info may be the dead give away and compromise your anonymity!!

Posted by: Deirdre at October 17, 2005 08:28 AM

DEAD giveaway. Did you really mean that?
Hi Deirdre,

Although I have been pummeling my dear friends, relatives and readers with flu facts to the point of becoming a bully and a bore, it may surprize you that I have yet to tackle my neighbors (except for the dear ones next door), since so many of them are strangers and I am a shy person.

I love it when you leave me a note.. xxxooo D

Posted by: Dakota at October 18, 2005 07:55 PM