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December 28, 2004

New trends in magnetism

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I'm back

grateful
to be
where
holes
in the loops
of magnetic
yellow ribbons
still exist

on Song
in the air
Dish TV
I'm glued
in horror
to liposuction
and implants
lip , hip and tit


touched down
hours late
2AM
thirteen degrees
fifteen inches

Yawn
shiver
shovel
snooze

sigh
breathe
blog


Photo note: This was one of the only photos I shot while I was away. Its compromised quality is due to the fact that it was taken in traffic in the pouring rain. I know everyone will want one.


in detail

Posted by Dakota at December 28, 2004 06:05 PM
Comments

Dakota,

So nice to have you back again. Your trip looks kind of exhausting from the illustrations, which, as usual were quite ... um ... entertaining, expecially the liposuction series.

happy holeydays,

ur

Posted by: underlyingreality at December 29, 2004 03:11 PM

Happy Wholey Days to you too Really,

I'm so glad you enjoyed my plastic surgery section. I just plucked a few images from the three hours I spent watching the gorey goings on at TLC, conveniently broadcast on the screen embedded in back of the seat in front of me. Once I discovered the bloody before and afters, I was so mesmerized that I didn't even want to finish "The DaVinci Code", which I had in my backpack.

Here are some hot plastic surgery tips, extrapolated from TLC. Everyone who had one, two or three breast implants in the past, is having them redone, replacing the old with smaller poofs. Evidently large breasts are no longer considered fashionable -- so 90's. A definite trend for buttock augmentation is emerging. I don't think I'll need one, but then again, look what happened to breast fashion.

I look forward to our continued repartee in 2005, and wish you health, freedom and prosperity in the New Year. D

Posted by: Dakota at December 29, 2004 09:11 PM